In the traditional version of the story, jack leaves the home of his widowed mother with only a cow, which he is supposed to sell for money. After breaking up with her slacker boyfriend, jezebel starts her own matchmaking service, guaranteed to find anyone’s perfect sexual partner. This is erotica for smart people who like to laugh. No sacrifice is too much if the cause is just, and love might the greatest cause of all. Duran duran thorn/emi 55 minutes.
Fifty shades of jezebel and the beanstalk
In this story the maiden is able to become queen through the alchemical transmutation of base straw into gold. It’s more fun than the last ten books you’ve read.